First Message from Los Toros: "Greetings, Fans of Dallas Sports Teams..."

"Greetings, fans of Dallas sports teams...

...We are Los Toros. Over the past few months, we have been watching you with interest.   We have seen your Cowboys squander an excellent season - in the playoffs.  We have seen your Rangers finish in last place - again.  We have seen your Mavericks trade their team away.  We sense your desperation.  It disappoints us.  We know that many of you think that soccer is boring, lacking in excitement, and an interesting sport that the rest of the world understands, but Americans do not.  Your ignorance displeases us.  We have warned you about this type of thinking before.  We have sent you messages which have gone unanswered.  Yet, you still continue to ignore FC Dallas, one of the best soccer teams in the United States.  Los Toros has therefore decided that your indoctrination shall begin now.   Look for us on March 15th and March 30th.  We will be heard.  You will hear from us.  Failure to join us will have its own consequences.  We are Los Toros.  We are legion.  We will defend our pitch.  We will not forgive.  We will not forget.